- "She likes to wake up and just fake it
She knows if she touches it she'll break it"
~ Goodbye Cruel World by Shakespeare's Sister So, i am a little excited about my Shake's Sis CD. Not so's you'd notice or anything. i got Hormonally Yours which is a third-try replacement, actually. i really love these girls and i was so devastated when they disbanded.
- "La-la-la-life is a strange thing
Just when you think you've learned
How to use it ~ it's gone."
~ Hello (Turn Your Radio On)
Hey, everybody! Go tell Crackbaby to get well soon! He is "sickly, feeling like shit today Crackbaby". Let's all of us send some Virtual Chicken Soup to help him hurry on his way to feeling nimble and crackheadedly fun. Swamp his e-mail with GALLONS of ooey-gooey, noodle-packed, rich, warm, yellow soup!
Guess what guys! Keke told me i was an expert "fluffer" yesterday! And you should have seen her face when i finally stopped laughing, picked myself up off the floor, thanked her, asked her source, and explained what a "fluffer" is! i was having such a hard time breathing for all the laughing i was doing! And then Little Timmy was blowing on his horn after Calvin was finished playing it . . . and Timmy was "gonna go do this puppy" but Calvin had to hold THAT for him, too! And i had to find my balls! No, i don't want the small balls! Or the blue balls! i want the large gold balls! Yes, the glass ones! No, you can't help me play with my balls! And oh! but the day went on like this . . . it was just too funny. Or not. Whatever. So, now we are decorated for Christmas at work and i only crawled around on the floor under the tree for an hour in a skirt. Damn the crawling people who wouldn't! They just didn't see my vision!
and then today i wore the little black mini skirt with the 3" heels . . . yeah and some creep who made some comments yesterday about me being on the floor had to snicker and say "Guess you won't be crawling on the floor in THAT skirt today! Har-har-har!" Yeah, wanted to kill him. Didn't. Since My Master left us the quality of the sexual harassment has gone down considerably. i miss him so much! He was really my mentor, but he was the greatest sexual harasser ever! i always felt so great when he would hump the back of my chair, or when he would polish my cleavage with his spiky hair, or try to look up my skirt! I know it sound sarcastic, but it's really not. Master was funny and joking and very in love with his wife. We were friends and i miss him. Strangely, he quit to be a preacher and is a damn good one too. He really isn't a perv. Promise.
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She's the queen of cliche
Lit from the highest tower
She loves to entertain you
But she charges by the hour
Here among the flowers
Of faith and hope i stand
While you are buried in the mess
Of weeds you sowed by hand
You're looking for a savior
A queen from TV
But if you want to trust someone
Well, how about me?
**let me entertain you
**Is your soul for hire?
**Let me entertain you
**Have you got the time?
In a bar in Oklahoma
She offers you a drink
But it turns into a coma
Well, there are no in-betweens
Sleep comes to the navyman
Who has to work in the yard
But love's an added extra
you get when you're a star
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Don't you want to put your trust in someone who's not ordinary?
Don't you want to put your trust in someone like me?
"Let Me Entertain You" Shakespeare's Sister
confessed on 2000-12-05