i am a commercial whore.

Now, i know you are probably a little uncomfortable with the visions in your head or with my phrasing, but it's true, i love commercials. They make me laugh and giggle and get all choked and teary and a few have almost made soda come out my nose or me just laugh until i peed.

Taco Bell is usually mildly funny but they get old quickly.

"Heeeeeeere . . . lizard, lizard, lizard . . ."

Jack in the box is just KILLER!

"If i jumped into a vat of Frank's Red Hot Sauce would i turn into a buffalo?"
. . .
" . . . Maybe . . . give it a try and call back!"

Zeiganbok (SP?) is a Texas Beer and they make me laugh till i HURT!

"Hey! Ya know what? Ya know what? Advice from someone who can't out-run a BORDER COLLIE!"

i can't remember the product but i love the 'Some deal are EASY to pass up!' commercials

"We call it 'Bin Seating'! You'll save 24% on the price of your ticket . . ."

The Bud Frogs

"...and we'll play 'slap the frogs until they sing silly!" these things are CLASSIC!

i do have to admit confusion over the whole 'shepherd' thing that wireless company has going . . . WTF? Why a shepherd? Why not a donkey or a troll? Santa is not busy this time of year . . . What is so damn special about a shepherd? Oh, damn! The troll is doing commercials for a truck company . . . we have aliens, the bud ice penguin was cool, dogs are selling Greyhound bus rides, duck are selling insurance, bizarre celebrity families are cooking dinner, and Mr. T is a hot commodity all over again . . . Go figure!

thank you for reading this drivel! it amused me immensely to know that you are probably thinking of your favorite commercial and smiling or thinking "Why?! Why did i read this?!"

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"End" ~ Cure
"I think I've reached that point
Where giving up and going on
Are both the same dead end to me
Are both the same old song . . .
please stop loving me
i am none of these things . . ."

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confessed on 2001-03-28