i'd like to thank my parents and their DNA and a few great men who loved me ~ you know who you are ~ and all the nice strippers at Fantasy Ranch who love my boobs and, well, all the people who actually look me in the eyes when we're talking and, after months of friendship, casually acknowledge their greatness so i don't think they're gay. i'd like to also thank all the random pervs out there searching for boobs, since they are the ones who really make it happen!
look at that, i'm all teary eyed and choked up!
We went to see Resident Evil last night and it was actually really good. It had an honest story that you can follow even if you never knew there was a video game, good effects that are there for a reason, scary bits that will make you jump and enough suspense to make you twist your napkins into a tight little bundle like i did. It doesn't try too hard to be all intellectual or decadent and it'll keep you interested. Though there is the amazingly delish Milla Jovovich (ALICE) up there trying to figure out who she is, why she's there and how the fuck will she get out of this mess alive, the tough and bitchy yet sexy and touching Michelle Rodriguez (RAIN) who steals the show. Milla even agrees, i promise!
Unfortunately, Elinore did die and now we are waiting a week in remembrance and then looking for another little prince or princess to love. We gave her a great and loving last week, but now there is a hole in our lives. One short week. It's horrid to hold such a tiny little creature and know they are hurting, but she went quickly. One day of panting and hoarking bloody balls of gunk and she is eternally sleeping in peace. Poor baby.
Jian came home feeling as blah and i have been today. i think the lack of sex and sleep are killing him. Won't someone please come and take care of the best roommate in the world? Fuck him silly about 10 times in 10 hours and then let him sleep for a day? Please? i diagnose, not administer . . .
"Drive My Car" ~ Beatles
"Baby you can drive my car
Yes i'm gonna be a star
Baby you can drive my car
And baby i love you
Beep beep'm beep beep yeah"
confessed on Sunday, Mar. 17, 2002