Some days, i hate being a good friend. i just know that someday soon, i may have to rend limb from limb some idiot for hurting my friend. this will likely get blood on my clothes, and do you know how hard it is to get blood out of clothes? and if i do it naked, where do i wash? how can i be sure i got rid of all the evidence? do you realize how hard it is today to plan the perfect murder? some professor tried recently and got caught! i am NO professor.

i have been planted in this chair for most the day doing templates. two were customs but for the same person - the first was cool, but not really what she was wanting. i have a ton of them stored and i am revamping some of the truly old ones i have made so if there is someone out there that plans on staying around for a long while and really loves frogs, let me know. i have one that is super killer and has this background that looks so soft and fuzzy you just really want to touch it.

well, look, kids, i'm tired and my ass is going to meld with my chair soon - i have to bail. i leave you with one thought - "Not the seagull!! Not the seagull!! Not the seagull!! Out the seagull goes!!"

ok, so if you are totally lost, go listen to Static X and make up some lyrics of your own. i think that song was "Otsego Undead". i have to say, that Mexiwoks fuckin RULE!!!!! i miss mine.

yes, ma'am i will dangle my participles! i like to jiggle em, too! jiggle jiggle! jiggle jiggle! come one come all and see the woman play fast n loose with the English language! at least she won't "LOL" at you and you will never see her "ROTFLOL". instead, you get sinister strings of "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!" or the silly "hehehehe!" yes, sir, she loves to laugh! oh, what? . . . oh, yes, ma'am, she was . . . uh- . . . . n- . . . ok. good night folks, she is being sent to bed now. have a good night!

1 people were "jumping in jello, drop dead banana fish"

confessed on Friday, Apr. 01, 2005