it's not like its the mighty morphin� power fisters!
written - RHPS
read - red hot chili peppers . . .
sex would never be the same
what? are the girls clicking for you? YOU HAVE NAVIGATIONAL NIPPLES!
i'm just glad i'm not wet like Michael Jackson then the sunburn would be worse.
Michael Jackson is wet?!
only when he thinks of you, baby!
i mean once you had a fist in up to here you don't notice a little thing like a gstring.
e pluribus unum . . .
WHAT? did you just say 'prenatal sex'?
inner pocket? is that like your inner demon.
doood! don't ever put your kumquat next to your dickweed!
why?
you'll end up with Blueberries in your muffin!
hey! you got that wrong - it's never put you pussywillow next to your dickweed you'll end up with kumquat.
well you can have kumquats next to your muffins.
well, yeah . . . ok.
d000d, i got the kumquat - we can't do anything for two weeks!
it's really hard to type when you're getting rubbered on.
i'm 1337!
i'm not - i'm just your average quarter ho.
i feel like i'm in some optical illusion . . . woooo . . . are the fingers really moving?
Chill out, Casper. You're trapped, I said.
confessed on Friday, Oct. 13, 2006