Sunday, Jun. 22, 2003 ~ Bones and semi-precious stones - they both launch nuclear weapons at me.
Sunday, Jun. 15, 2003 ~ h e l p
Tuesday, Apr. 15, 2003 ~ wax on . . . wax off . . . wax poetic on nothing
Sunday, Mar. 23, 2003 ~ spring break has broken
Thursday, Mar. 20, 2003 ~ i'm ALIIIIVE!
Monday, Mar. 10, 2003 ~ bringin down the gastro professional speller
Wednesday, Mar. 05, 2003 ~ *SLURP!*
Sunday, Mar. 02, 2003 ~ Politically Incorrect Comments from General Hawley
Sunday, Mar. 02, 2003 ~ IT'S A PARTY AT MY HOUSE!!!!
Wednesday, Feb. 26, 2003 ~ "i just wish your mom would stop making whacked out shit for dinner!"
Monday, Feb. 24, 2003 ~ all this from my chicken au gratin pot pie
Wednesday, Feb. 19, 2003 ~ "bring on the headless horses . . . "
Tuesday, Feb. 18, 2003 ~ i will not live in a war zone . . . RPG!!!!
Friday, Feb. 14, 2003 ~ sorry so short, Angel's humping my chair
Thursday, Feb. 13, 2003 ~ Satan's Fajita Feast!
Sunday, Feb. 09, 2003 ~ HELP! i need to enlarge the penis i don't have!
Sunday, Feb. 09, 2003 ~ bork bork bork bork bork bork bork
Friday, Feb. 07, 2003 ~ the new look
Friday, Feb. 07, 2003 ~ Links & Rings
Tuesday, Feb. 04, 2003 ~ an update so my account doesn't freaking expire!
Friday, Jan. 24, 2003 ~ the good, the bad, and the sick
Friday, Jan. 17, 2003 ~ Honesty - what a concept!
Monday, Jan. 13, 2003 ~ patience?! i'm not a doctor!
Monday, Jan. 13, 2003 ~ ribald, too!
Thursday, Jan. 09, 2003 ~ AaaaaAAAHHH-CHOOOOOO!
Wednesday, Jan. 08, 2003 ~ traa laa laaaa