Saturday, Dec. 20, 2003 ~ Your Mother is Fragging ardvaark!
Wednesday, Dec. 10, 2003 ~ it's opening time down on Fascination Street
Wednesday, Nov. 26, 2003 ~ yay! i'm not dead!
Thursday, Nov. 06, 2003 ~ i'm just a winner, i mean whiner . . .
Tuesday, Nov. 04, 2003 ~ "She had eyes bright enough to burn me. They reminded me of yours.
Tuesday, Oct. 28, 2003 ~ fairytails can come true . . . it can happen to you . . .
Monday, Oct. 27, 2003 ~ it's the time of the season for mooo-ving . . .
Sunday, Oct. 12, 2003 ~ i can't stop drinking lately - EXPLAIN!
Thursday, Oct. 09, 2003 ~ "Are you threatening me?!"
Sunday, Sept. 28, 2003 ~ a birthday weekend in the life . . .
Wednesday, Sept. 24, 2003 ~ "NOOOO! i don't want to become a demon!"
Tuesday, Sept. 23, 2003 ~ i love Joey!
Wednesday, Sept. 17, 2003 ~ i'm set adrift on memory bliss of you
Monday, Sept. 15, 2003 ~ quick update while my bathroom sink explodes!
Tuesday, Sept. 09, 2003 ~ She doesn't have anything you want to steal . . .
Sunday, Sept. 07, 2003 ~ Complain to the council about an omelette, fly alongside a troll; just don't upset a shrub.
Thursday, Sept. 04, 2003 ~ On an iceberg, with a squaw, in a gust of chickens, off the coast of Cuba!
Monday, Sept. 01, 2003 ~ whatever you do, just don't WRITE your name!
Sunday, Aug. 31, 2003 ~ do you want to buy or auction?
Saturday, Aug. 30, 2003 ~ today sucks rancid camel snot from maggot pie
Thursday, Aug. 28, 2003 ~ "Watch your leg, someone might hump it!"
Tuesday, Aug. 26, 2003 ~ "Mackin' on a cat's ass"
Sunday, Aug. 24, 2003 ~ is the bar tender here?
Thursday, Aug. 21, 2003 ~ Antici . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . pation!
Thursday, Aug. 21, 2003 ~ confounded logic
Tuesday, Aug. 19, 2003 ~ DO IT FOR THE BOOBS!
Sunday, Aug. 17, 2003 ~ JUST SO YOU KNOW
Friday, Aug. 15, 2003 ~ that's a relief . . .
Wednesday, Aug. 13, 2003 ~ dogs, dogs, bats, and dogs
Sunday, Aug. 10, 2003 ~ "don't forget her hearts on the mend"
Wednesday, Aug. 06, 2003 ~ "it's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes"
Wednesday, Aug. 06, 2003 ~ and if i can't have everything well then just give me a taste
Sunday, Aug. 03, 2003 ~ "You can't hide . . . from the flipside!"
Wednesday, Jul. 30, 2003 ~ "My friend assures me, 'It's all or nothing.' i am not worried, i am not overly concerned"
Monday, Jul. 28, 2003 ~ wanna, wanna, don't you wanna, wanna Fanta, don't you wanna?
Sunday, Jul. 27, 2003 ~ take one down, pass it around . . .
Sunday, Jul. 27, 2003 ~ sofa king wee-taahhh-did.
Thursday, Jul. 24, 2003 ~ "i just LOOOVE being a LANDOWNER! let me bask for a minute!"
Tuesday, Jul. 22, 2003 ~ am i am posting again so you won't look at the other post
Tuesday, Jul. 22, 2003 ~ "So you wanted to take a break - slow it down some and have some space"
Monday, Jul. 21, 2003 ~ stoopid, stoopid, stoopid, stoopid!
Sunday, Jul. 20, 2003 ~ 2 dollar shots guys! live bands! 2 DOLLAR SHOTS!!!!
Thursday, Jul. 17, 2003 ~ wishin' and hopin' and thinkin' and prayin'
Sunday, Jul. 13, 2003 ~ there's a moon out tonight . . .
Saturday, Jul. 12, 2003 ~ love doesn't kill people - people kill people
Saturday, Jul. 12, 2003 ~ She shook me all night long!
Thursday, Jul. 10, 2003 ~ "i believe in peace, bitch"
Thursday, Jul. 10, 2003 ~ Never try to chase particle accelerators in a sock.
Wednesday, Jul. 09, 2003 ~ i forgot to post this last night (7/8)
Monday, Jul. 07, 2003 ~ "i just want to walk through my life unarmed"
Sunday, Jul. 06, 2003 ~ "yo ho ho and a bottle of diamond containing a cordial that restores health"
Wednesday, Jul. 02, 2003 ~ wake up, wake up . . .