For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
Andy Rooney said that and i'm retarded because i get the two names confused. i never put a face to Andy and i had a crush on Mickey from the movies he did with Judy Garland, Liz Taylor and shirley Temple when he was young.
confessed on Tuesday, Dec. 13, 2005