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- today's answers for the Personality test are under the e-mail [email protected].
My Match test results:
- i am apparently a "Mistress ~ Dependent Evil Love Provider" this is what else they had to say about me
"Charming, mysterious, sexy... you, Mistress, find sin and love taste best when eaten together. Feeling good and bad all at once turns you on, physically and emotionally. So there is always great conflict inside you. Satisfied is not your middle name.
You're an intense lover, who's most interested in the emotional side of a relationship. And you're willing to give up a good part of yourself to another person. That's the good news. On the other hand, you can be extremely volatile and are likely as not to do something outrageous just because you feel like it. You're an easy, but dangerous, person to care for. Many who have, have had their hearts mangled.
Mangled is your middle name.
Be more morally consistent; it's your best hope for life-long happiness. The way things are going, you might as well call the nursing home right now and make reservations for one. Welcome to dying alone." - Thanks, Spark, i now feel oddly depressed and shamed.
i am 24% pure ~ i have scored lower before but this time i left off some people i felt didn't really count. actually i guessed at some numbers instead of trying to remember because i was once a horrid slut.
i will die on November 6, 2026 and it'll probably be of cancer (23%) or Alien Abduction (11%).
On a better note! i am 88% Un-telligent! which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%! "You are a smooth chick."!! this is what else they had to say about that ~
- "The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.
Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.
Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals" - i can expect to be worth one million dollars at...44 years old!
- 2002: You appear on "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous," thus becoming rich and famous.
2004: Your self-help book drives millions to suicide.
2010: You start a career as a porn star in Clitopatra.
2012: A high-level magic-user steals your treasure horde. Your long sword with flametongue is useless when he casts "Freeze Balls".my money will be made thusly:
$114,000 begging in the streets.
$73,000 through insider trading.
$71,000 being a star.
$185,000 through lucrative nerd-ism,
$142,000 working 9 to 5.
$333,000 'working' between the sheets.
$82,000 hunting/gathering.
Ok, kids, mamma is obviously a whore by all her scores and i will die alone and unhappy but with money. All this while still being street smart. (and i don't really CARE about the fucking money! Don't i have anything better to do at than take these tests? i am such a freak.)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(get crazy with the cheeze whiz)
Soy un perdidor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
(drive-by body pierce)
Beck ~ "Loser"
confessed on 2001-02-25