one day, my little brother randomly texts me the strangest thing . . . "And there i was . . ."
i was intrigued. i had not spoke to him in days and he'd rarely ever texted me anything but a "Call me ASAP" before so i waited . . . "And there i was . . ."
and i wondered . . . "And there i was . . ."
and finally i replied with the first thing that popped into my head. here is our story:

D: "And there i was . . ."
M: "in a room with a goat a whore and a nun . . ."
D: "and all were naked! even the goat . . ."
M: "yes, we were dining on leeky loins and drinking hot white chocolate drinks . . ."
D: "naked. even the goat!"
M: "i know what you're wondering, why did those two ladies shave the goat? well it's like this . . . "
D: "the goat got hyper from the white chocolate drinks and . . ."
M: "had kicked over the lamp, spilling hot candle wax on itself so . . ."
D: "after spreading peanut butter and ice all over to get the wax out they decided . . . "
M: "Screw this! We like cake! Shave the goat! i brought out my pocket watch . . . "
D: "and a sharpie and drew a line down the center of the goat and watched them race to "shave the goat" that i timed . . ."
M: "They were singing a merry little song the whore knew called "Bring on the Men" and the nun won . . ."
D: "and i just sat there"
M: "with my hand on my . . ."
D: "forehead thinking . . ."
M: "while my other hand was on my . . ."
D: "stop watch while the nun and the whore . . . "
M: "sang and shaved. when they were done with the goat, their clothes and mine were such a mess that we stripped and bathed . . ."
D: "the end."

there is a first time for everything and that was the first time i'd ever had a convo like that with my brother . . . and i have a feeling we may do that more - it was fun.

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confessed on Thursday, Dec. 07, 2006