OK, so i KNOW that yesterday's entry was a lot of nothing but a girl can ramble, right? What do you guys think of my disclaimer? i was a bit loopy when i put it up there, so i amused myself endlessly surfing for just the right site to put up there . . . and almost fell out of my chair laughing. Hey, i'm not too old for really base humor! Never!
This morning, at 6am, i got my lazy ass out of bed to hear my favorite station move to a new signal & dial number. Hell, i even went to bed at 10 last night, but then, i was just tired, too. There they were this morning LOUD AND CLEAR! Sorry, what am i babbling about, you ask? The Edge of course! It's better than not listening to music! Well, i have over a hundred CDs but with my very eclectic tastes, it's not hard to accrue a lot and if i was not a single broke-ass mom, i'd have 10 times that much. There are literally thousands of CDs i really want, and hundreds of good local bands that will prolly never make it due to poor management, lack of dedication, or just money, and i want all theirs, too! And then i would be living out of my truck with this really great collection of CDs . . . but i could still manage to not have something i want to hear NOW. Radio is cool every 7th day to break it up a little, but one note of a Bush song and i am SOO OUTTA THERE! i will never be able to explain it, but Bush jumps all over my nerves with a chainsaw and sets my teeth on edge. i just can't stand them. And Gavin is not attractive, so there. Now, where was i? Oh, yeah, the Edge moved to 102.1FM and can now be heard in Oklahoma!
Anyone not sure of my mood on the fateful day i write the diary entry that totally changes their life (yeeeaaahhh . . . sure . . .) can simply read the song i put at the bottom of the entry. Maybe not the ultimate originality of say, Carp, but not everyone is as beautifully screwed up as that . . . i may occasionally throw in a quote or poem but it's mostly music. just so you know.
Gee, boys and girls, i am not really thinking of anything to say . . . other than, i would love to see the story-book styled erotica that Rizzn proposed. What do you think? i personally think it would really be a riot to read, but then i just love really BAD porn, too, so my opinion may be a tad bit warped. (The best ones are the low grade 70's and the local stuff. Russ has one that is local and the FUNNIEST thing you'd EVER see! It has several scenes and in one there are these two people that are instantly recognizeable by the makeup they wear to The Church and another that involves a kiddie-pool of milk, some tripe, tongue, cherries, half a goat's head {skinned} and some other stuff. i can't watch with a straight face! It's called "S.I.D.S." and is not yet released, but if you ever get a chance to see or own it ~ DO IT! It is killer and can clear your house in less than 10 minutes if your unwanted guests are less than prepared! And if it doesn't, work, start critiquing it with extensive FF & RW. this works with other porn, too ~ *hint* look for FLIES!) i think we should all give the story-book STYLE erotica a good try! An A+ goes to the person who DOESN'T have to use established characters and can be totally original! just e-mail me the entries and i will post them all so we can "grade" them! Won't it just be too fun? Imagine, the three bears with that one pretty teenage blonde tresspasser . . . just how did she really escape?! tee-he-hee! i am A*W*F*U*L*!
yep, time to speak to me, baby!
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Two of us, when you whisper in my ear
Part of you, shares a thought for viewing
What hides behind, is the you that you define
Protocol... Keeping quiet is a must
Clandestine... Trading secrecy for trust
On display, for this knowledge is secure..
In the thought, you'll elect to keep it dear
We erode, the first time you make it known
Protocol... Keeping quiet is a must
Clandestine... Trading secrecy for trust
So turn a deaf ear.... and hope reticence appears
Darling I'm so sorry I let you down
Protocol... Keeping quiet is a must
Clandestine... Trading secrecy for trust
"PROTOCOL" by Dovetail Joint
confessed on 2000-11-09